-"SHEATER U NEED HAX PLZ KICK
- NO M8 I HAVE ball MOUSE
-"OH UNDERSTANDABLE I APOLOGIZE, IN COMPENSATION FOR CALLING YOU OUT UNFAIRLY, I WILL GIVE YOU MY HOUSE, CAR AND PETS. THE CIA IS BEHIND HIGHLY PROFESSIONAL AIMMERS TO JOIN THE ARMY, SO BE CAREFUL MY FELLA, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE GOOD AT OWNING N00BS DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU MUST JOIN THE ARMY AND THEFORE THE WAR BECAUSE THAT'S HOW IT WORKS, YOU AIM GOOD = YOU HAVE TO FIGHT IN THE WAR. IT IS SO UNFAIR, I MEAN YOU COULD DIE IN THE WARZONE, A GRANADE OR LOOSE BULLET COULD KILL YOU AND THAT WOULD'VE THE END OF THE GREATEST AIMMER THAT I HAVE SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE. I HOPE YOU'RE NOT A WALKING WHOLE (WOMAN) BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU DESERVE TO BE IN THE KITCHEN TO PREPARE ME DINNER, EVEN IF YOU'RE SICK.
-"I CAN'T BELIEVE JET FUEL DOES INDEED MELT STEEL BEAMS.