Glory upon the Commonwealth of Dandalonia, down with all foreign dynasties!

Once upon a time, there was a young dandelion living in a small dandelion village. The rose bandits pillaged the village frequently taking the dandelion women and using them for pollination purposes. However, one day the tulip vikings came and burnt the village to the ground, only a young dandelion by the name of Dandelion survived the chaos. He grew up and sought revenge, eventually murdering the entire kingdom of the Tulips, he rebuilt from their remains the glorious Commonwealth.