Professional Combat Surf Team

Matches...
vs. SpacedOut - 10-1
vs. Gifted - 77-2
vs. Furious - 44-0
vs. Chukom - 1-21

If you don't join, you must accept the fact that..
- you will never be good at combat surf
- you are a fake drainer/RCB/babytron fan
- you can't half sideways surf
- you will never be a winner (you will be a loser)

If you do join, you must accept the fact that...
- you are famous
- you are cool
- you get ♥♥♥♥♥ (including they/them)
- you will never be a loser (you will be a winner)
- chukom is god and we can never be as cool/famous as him.