Welcome to the Doge Empire

Wow, such empire, many doge, such rulers, many armies, such taxes, many tyrannical rule, such totaltarianism, many haters of the Cate military, and the Doge rebellion, Many destroyers of non doges. WOW

Our Shibus who art in heven;
hallowed be thy wow.
Thy kingdom wowe.
Thy will be wow on earth, as it is in heven.
Give us this day our daily milkbome.
And wow us our shibus
as we wowe those who wow against us.
And wow us not into temptation:
but deliver us from cates.
Doge empire laws
1. must accept doge as your lord and savior, and love him forever
2.must be willing to wow in his name
3.whenever you talk, you must talk in doge speak, meaning that some sentences must end with ed, ie:"dieded", you must say: "I swear on me mum m8" at least one part of the day, anyone caught not doing any of this, will be severly wowed
4. some members will be put in the doge council, which is the second power under the doge emperor.
5. The doge peasant who become the emperor, must put somewhere in their name "The Doge Emperor"
6. Members must pass the whiskey
7. The Doge Empire has many enemies, such as the Cate military, and the Doge Rebellion, and members will be called in to fight these foes
8. Members must Wow the treasonus daviddave, for forming the doge rebellion
9.members in the Doge Empire, must have a role in the empire, such me who is the empires Dogetective, or ryan who is one of the doge paladins.
10.The last and most important law, all citizens of the Doge Empire must give the Dogectective all of their hats to.......help.....in his investigations.
FAILURE TO FOLLOW THESE LAWS, WILL RESULT IN SERIOUS WOW OR WORSE, THE DOGETECTIVE SOBBING.
EDIT: Brogres are welcome as Doge is a follower of the Ogrelord Shrek
Ranking system:
Gold:Doge council, and in Conans case Doge Empress
Silver: Doge Generals
Nothing:Citizens and Soldiers
NEW RULE
GABE THE DOGE IS THE PROPHET OF DOGE EMPIRE.
PRAISE AINSLEY HARRIOT, DOGE IN THE HIGHEST