Straight Shot eSports

Effortless for the American eSports organization Straight Shot. With the force of Communist "thecupOjoe", whos ability to drop guns for others because its only fair, and the professional streamer "Stea1thy", whos job is to make sure that we become one of the fastest growing eSports organizations in the world! The groups WiFi router, "hOWL", is known for his internet, made from a McDonalds cash register, resulting in 900 ping and 900 frags. The group's punching bag, ''Dragon Terminator", is known for his katana collection and various manga novels. Not to mention "YBK" aka Ya Boi King, a previous professional in classics such as Golf With Your Friends and Double Action: Boogaloo. The group would not be what it is today without our coach and player "Albatraoz", whos job is to yell "noot noot" at the top of his lungs upon every frag, putting the squad at peek preformance. The youngest member of the group is "Christian", an unironic sinner who obtained the prestigious title of Moderator on 14 different Minecraft servers. The squad would not be complete without "Salty Dog", a former asian memer who used to play professional Runescape and Hearthstone for the country of Nigeria, until he broke his wrist fragging mothers in his sleep.