A quick story...

Tony Abbott, the one and only true australian hero. This glorious man is the incarnation of strong borders. Tony, goes up to the shores with his friend Joe Hockey and his many F-15 Fighter Jets. As he scouts the horizon for his next victim, there, he spots a boat. Now this boat isn't a fishing boat or some sort of cruise. No, this boat was a vehicle made of dirty scrap metal and leaves; filled with unwanted immigrants, piled over one another, some hanging overboard with the edge of their toenails. Tony, the legend, walks on the water towards the boat... Screams are heard from the immigrant boat as they realise what their dim future holds. As Tony reaches the boat, a small grin forms on his face. He grabs the boat with his bare hands, and lifts it up with outstanding power. Flipping the boat back in the direction of where it came, before laughing and throwing it out back to whence it came with the power of 20 level 80 bogans; keeping our borders secure. God bless this man. Please, Help Tony Stop The Boats.

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Small Fan 2018 年 6 月 30 日下午 3:26

Soy boy

Zak 2018 年 1 月 8 日下午 6:50

This "Soyboy" meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it's just REALLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a child. I literally ♥♥♥♥ myself in 2nd grade once. I grew up eating loads of Soy and rice based versions of dairy products. My parents didn't force it down my throat either. I LOVED the soy foods immensely. I am currently Six Foot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Four. I have a massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beard and a decently sized 7 inch ♥♥♥♥ with visible veins. I am attending University, studying for a PhD in Math, any Job I want, $300k+ starting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ salary. Who is the soyboy now?

Small Fan 2017 年 9 月 11 日上午 10:12

What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable.

Douchebag 2016 年 10 月 4 日下午 11:36

Well fierce. All you have to do is wade into the ocean in the north of australia and stop incoming immigrant boats from entering australia. if you cant pick them up with your bare hands, just send them to christmas island