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A group of the top scientists think they may of cracked the code to the disease known as coffee breath, if they do find a cure then they may be on for winning a Nobel prize, this feat of science could change peoples lives but dont take it from me listen to this coffee chugger he goes by the name Michael Stevens, who was born in 26 B.C has "suffered with coffee breath since he left the womb" he reports this as "being pure tragic like" his family think they may be able to give him another chance if the cure is found soon. Michael cried when his ex wife died due to the dastardly stench comin from his mouth he tried to plan a funeral but the undertaker sadly died when Michael told him to have a nice day when he caught a whiff of the revolting stench. will Michael ever be loved again or may we never even find a cure to this burden Michael has been bound to.

in other news Sarah Dinsley got a face lift removing all flesh left on her face and she is now working for colgate as a tube of toothpaste so i guess someone got their happy ending.