Steve DeD RIP

"He thought he could take in 4 ♥♥♥♥♥ at once, he was wrong" -Steve DeD RIP

Steve Jobs passed away earlier today during a sexual intercourse with a male prostitute. More details about Steve's fetishes on www.apple.com
-Steve DeD RIP

"They'll love the 4S I bet my life on it!" -Steve DeD RIP

"This is a recession of course we are going to lose jobs" -Steve DeD RIP

"Mac no matter how hard they tried would always lose to PC, pancreatic cancer" -Steve DeD RIP

"Life did not flash before my eyes, Apple doesn't support flash." -Steve DeD RIP

"Steve Jobs won't get into heaven, he can't get past Gates." -Steve DeD RIP

"RIP the maker of the Mac: Ronald McDonald." -Steve DeD RIP

"Apple was going to make a smaller version of the iPod Touch for kids, until they realized that iTouch Kids wouldn't be an appropriate name." -Steve DeD RIP

"Steve Jobs' funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every six months in a slightly better coffin" -Steve DeD RIP

"Once there was an ugly apple. He was so ugly his pancreas died." -Steve DeD RIP


"Why did Steve Jobs make the itouch? He still could not make m2 so he gave up and made no mouse at all" -Steve DeD RIP

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Denoshitty owes me deus ex dlcs and red euro 2, until then Steve DeD RIP.

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