Greetings, wandering minstrel!

We rogues are a band of men-at-arms who fight for the creator, the Staff God.

In the beginning, there was the Flag. But it was too perfect and divine for us mortals to mass-produce, and too heavy to wield. So we instead forged a new, more portable implement: the staff.

Since then, we deliver death into the hands of our enemies with this alone, and mayhaps the torch (if ye find the Holy Flag, use that too!).

If ye think ye are worthy and wish to prove yerself, set alight one of the huts at the village of Stoneshill and cast yerself in! If the flames do not touch ye it is a sign that ye have been chosen by the Staff God. Announce yer victory in the comments!