Lock & load boys, let's go virgin hunting 🍆💦

The SVHS (Special Virgin Hunting Service for the uncultured) is an elite special forces unit with the objective of eliminating sweaty little virgins. They are often deployed deep behind virgin lines and tasked with causing as much mayhem as possible.

Not just anybody can be selected to try out for the SVHS, potential candidates must first demonstrate that they have the virgin hunting potential, and then they are put to the test and asked to pass a number of exercises designed to show that they have what it takes to become one of this elite unit.

These tests include:

- Virgin Tracking
- Virgin Shooting
- Trashtalking Capabilities
- Teabagging Skill

The rest of the tests remain redacted to members of the public without sufficient virgin hunting clearance.

Potential new recruits must also be packing a minimum of a 4ft penis, although most tend to be rocking a steady 10ft +, with the exception of our Asian operator, who has an impressive 2.4 inches, which is practically a megacock for his ethnicity.

It isn't easy being an elite member of the Special Virgin Hunting Service, between killing virgins and shagging supermodels, our operatives lead very, very busy lifestyles full of adventure. It's definitely not for the faint hearted.

If you're a virgin, you best touch a titty or get yourself inside a vag soon, because if you don't, we'll come for you.