Leave your cisgendered straight white male privilege at the door

The year is 2014. The trans and social justice movements found solid ground and took hold the world over.
I am in a gay, interracial three-way with a black man and a Mexican. My ♥♥♥♥ in black butt and Mexican ♥♥♥♥ in mine. The throes of passion take me over as I feel a familiar tingling sensation after about thirty seconds of sustained butt-pounding. I begin to cry out:

“TAKE IT ALL IN YOUR BLACK BUTT UGGGHGHHHHHHHNNNNGNGGGGGGGG”
All activity stops as both look at me in horror. The black man begins crying and curls into the fetal position. The Mexican opens his mouth and speaks.
“Jeremy, what ‘chu doin’, mang? You know Jerome’s sensitive about being a transfemale, transethnic homonormative!”
I open my mouth repeatedly like a goldfish. “I.. I..”
“You’ve checked your privilege today, haven’t ‘chu, mang?” Juanito asks.
My eyes fly open in terror and my skin voids itself of color. Stammering, I reach into my satchel and pull out my Privilege Chequer 3000, jabbing its needle into my asscheek. Buzzes and whirs fill the room with Jerome’s sobbing before a loud ding cascades throughout the dingy apartment. What I see on the readout of the PC3K’s screen is not good.
“PRIVILEGE NOT CHECKED IN PAST THREE WEEKS! OPPRESSION LEVELS CRITICALLY HIGH!”
I begin sobbing as Juanito leads me out of the apartment, shamed at the travesties I have committed. I didn’t check my privilege, and I paid the price.

Check your priv before you wreck your priv.

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