The starving African helpline

Just a bunch of starving Africans trying to make a living off an ESL team. I eat 3 grains of rice a day, and have cannabalised my 3 month old daughter. I am 12...

My teammates all fight off lions on the regular and we started off with 50 members. The rest have been lost to starvation and the savage beating of our villiage preist. He can be very violent, especially when he has been drinking.

I thank you for reading this and, if you are African and want to join an ESL team, come and join us.

We shall Rule the world!

Carnab's homepage[www.hentaihaven.org]
My safe space[www.tumblr.com]