Having a small ♥♥♥♥? Women laugh at you? You need sympathy.

Boys, small men, and post-op transvestites, I come bearing a gift.

Not wrapped in paper, tied with a bow. No... Something much greater, a completely uninspired group post dedicated to small men of America.

As Hitler, a fellow micro penile peer, delivered a speech to the youth of Berlin, he told them that they were the last line of defense against the rapists, the pillagers… The communists!

Men… Throughout the world the enemy has dwindled, but they have come once again, as the communists rise to power once again, we must fight their very ideology, for they wish to, as Phil Swift said, distribute evenly to their comrades, yet we have nothing to distribute! An inch for an inch, no, rather a micron for a mile!