All aboard The Scrub Train!

Schedule:
Mondays: Scrub Train leaves to absolutely nowhere. Scrub Train leaves the station at 3 A.M/ 03.00, and arrives at ???.

Tuesdays: Scrub Train has sunken into a black hole. Scrub Train will most likely be running on the normal schedule in the next day.

Wednesday: Conductor is not feeling well, and since Scrub Train® is most likely out of budget, the Scrub Train® Does not have money to hire new employees, the train won't leave the station

Thursday: Scrub Train is too high from weed and is not functioning properly, thus the train can't leave the station till friday or saturday.

Friday: Scrub Train is going through the same schedule as Monday or Tuesday.

Saturday: Scrub Train is going through the same schedule as sunday

Sunday: Scrub Train is going through the same schedule as saturday

EXCEPTIONS: Sometimes, saturday has the same schedule as friday (see friday's schedule for more information)

WARNING: Usually Scrub Train plays gangsta rap. So be prepared.

Please enhoy the amazing trip you will be having thanks to the Scrub Train
go spread the word that Scrub Train is back on the rails (Fekin' scrubs)