Lets all go down to Scootaloo's Safe Place

It is unbelievably safe here. No, believe me. This place is the bomb shelter with enough food to feed everyone in India for seventy years. This place is the suit of the armour that can stop the strikes of seventy million swords. This place is the Lego brick that has been stepped on repeatedly for seventy years until it's so blunt it doesn't hurt anymore.

This place... is Scootaloo's Safe Place.

It's a place full of friends and fun stuff to do. It's a place where as long as you respect our staff you're welcome to be taken under our wing.
Ultimately, it's a place where we hope you enjoy yourself and enjoy all your new friends.
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Fun is mandatory. No slacking off.
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