Dedicated to making SEGA games bad.

Hello, citizens. You may not be aware, but SEGA of Japan, Europe and America actually make perfect SEGA games. That's right, not one SEGA or Sonic game has ever been even close to mediocre in development. However, due to a contract error, they are forced to give SEGA of Finland the source code, quality control and processing rights. Due to us Finns being complete vehicle humping ♥♥♥♥♥, we have decided to make every SEGA game that is not about racing in some way absolutely horrible and broken.


Sonic Colours may have slipped past us, but we are now fully aware of this mistake and are planning on correcting it through a mandatory update.