In the begining of time, man descovered the internet. They were corrupted by any and all falsehoods they found as... "true entertainment". Then, A great man cam along. He lead the P.C. Gamers to the promisland, protected by somthing called, The Steam. Their, they created new laws, and a new mankind. There.... they evolved into what they are today. The P.C. Master Race. You have one man to thank for this: Gabe Newell.

In the spirit of Mr. Newell I will recite one of his quotes.

"This isn't working." -Gabe Newell