That awkward moment when your mum sees you without a tail XD

Take the oath to join the Reptilian BrotherHood!
I (Name)
Put my soul forward to represent my unholy Lizard BrotherHood
I shall risk everything to protect the ways of the lizard
I will do whatever it takes to spread the reptialian ways
I shall cut for zane every night until he joins one D again
I shall give my own tail if neccacery to the cause
and will entrust my life with my reptilian brothers and sisters
In the name of the lizard i present myself