Reptilian Resistance

The reptilians have positions of power in all forms of governent around the world. Examples? The "royal" family are a coalition set on world domination. Even our commander in chief, the so called "president" Barack Obama is set on the extinction of our race. Michelle, Natasha and Mailia; all reptilians with an agenda set on surmounting the world and crushing all those who oppose them. These creatures have lived among us for centuries, they hide their true form from us humans. It is estimated that 1 in 100 of us are not what they seem. They could be your friends, coworkers, teachers, and worst of all, waiters.

Who can I trust?
Trust no one. It is very difficult to distinguish a human from a shapeshifter. One tell tale sign is the distinctive bumps at the back of the neck, those bumps are scales that are covered by a layer of skin. Reptiles can only survive on a carnivorous diet, if you never see someone eat anything but tender, succulent meat, then you should keep your distance.

Has your loved one been acting strangely?
If those close to you have recently been acting manic, anti-social or have been taking an interest in politics, then it likely that they have been consumed. Your friend is dead, and they have been replaced by a reptile.

How can I tell whos who?
Know the warning signs. Knowing what to do in case of an emergency is crucial. If your friend has recently been abnormal, then steadily cease all communication with that "person". You don't want them to have a inkling that your are onto them. They aren't that person you once knew anymore, that person is dead, their bodies have been digested and their DNA hijacked to create what now stands in front of you. That thing will soon be after you. They will try to do anything possible to separate you from other humans. Do not go near them alone, and most important of all do not be around their "friends" because they too are reptilians.

How to stay safe.
Follow the warning signs, and above all else, use cannabis products. The best way to protect yourself from these beasts is to smoke plenty of it. The marvelous herb will keep them away. Don't ask me why, but they hate the stuff. The Egyptians claimed that the green plant (marijuana) was given to them from the sun god Rah to protect them from evil. The evil they spoke of is thought to be the scalied creatures walking all around us. The more you smoke, the safer you are. Many scholars believe that they deem smokers unworthy, due to decreased function of the brain and motor skills. They prefer hosts that will help them gain political influence and have a future ahead of them. They hate the smell, so make sure to reek of it before going outside. Spread the word and smoke everyday. These acts alone will keep us one step ahead of our reptiles overlords and another day the new world order has been prevented. As my mother used to say, "a toke a day keeps the reptile away."