Welcome to the pinnacle of hell.

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang! Hey!

There's a zombie on your lawn.
There's a zombie on your lawn.
There's a zombie on your lawn.
We don't want zombies on the lawn.
I know your type: tall, dark, and dead,
You want to bite all the petals off of my head
And then eat the brains of the one who planted me here (Homeowner: Nooooooooooo!)
I'm just a sunflower but see me power an entire infantry
You like the taste of brains, we don't like zombies
Football Zombie: I used to play football
Sunflower: Play football!
Conehead Zombie: Road cones protect my head
Sunflower: Cone on his head.
Screen Door Zombie: I have a screen door shield
Sunflower: Screen door shield!
All zombies: We are the undead!
Sunflower: There's a zombie on your lawn.
There's a zombie on your lawn.
There's a zombie on your lawn.
We don't want zombies on the lawn.
Maybe it's time to reevaluate
I know you have a lot of food on your plate
Brains are quite rich in cholesterol
You're dead so it doesn't matter,
Instead we'll use this solar power to make a lawn defense at any hour.
Digger Zombie: I like your tricycle
Sunflower: Tricycle.
Buttered Zombie: There's butter on my head
Sunflower: On his head.
Dolphin: (Dolphin sound) I'm gonna eat your brains
Sunflower: Oh no no no.
All zombies: We are the undead!
Sunflower: There's a zombie on your lawn.
There's a zombie on your lawn.
There's a zombie on your lawn.
We don't want zombies on the lawn.

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KROMER GIVEAWAY!

2021 年 9 月 21 日 - RecycleMyself | 0 条留言

KROMER GIVEAWAY!!!

1.GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS.
2. GIVE ME YOUR 3 LITTLE FUNNY NUMBERS ON THE BACK.
3.COMMENT WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE THE KROMER.
4.YOU GOT TO MAIL ME A TOXIC NUCLEAR BOMB.
5. GOT TO ROB A BANK FOR ♥♥♥♥♥ AND GIGGLES.
6. THANKS IDIOT FOR YOUR MOMS MONEY.

THERE WILL BE 5 WINNERS.
BE THERE OR DIE.

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2021 年 9 月 20 日 - RecycleMyself | 0 条留言

jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely.

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