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Kushan 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:31 
That one is offensive. Please delete your chuck norris comments. We in Chuck Norris cults don't like it.
flow 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:30 
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
flow 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:29 
When Nature Calls... Chuck Norris Hangs Up!
flow 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:29 
"I be all 'AWP' in yo' Face"
flow 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:26 
AWP name: "Stop the puns?"
"But we're just getting warmed AWP!"
Kushan 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:26 
Dad: Don't come home me and your mom are getting it on tonight.
Son: HAHAHAH gotta hate the autocorrect, right?
Dad: What do you mean.
Son: You made a typo right... look at your last text.
Dad: No, I did not make a typo.
flow 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:25 
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
-Sums up my life
Kushan 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:23 
Dad: God Morning son.
Come downstairs, I have to talk about sex.
Son: What do you need to know.
flow 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:22 
I wanna name my Strange Prof Ks AWP like this:
"I wish this was Counter-Strike"
"My aim is globally offensive."
flow 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:21 
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
flow 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:21 
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
flow 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:20 
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
-sums up me and Overheated Planet when i help him.....
flow 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:19 
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
flow 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:17 
The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
flow 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:17 
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
flow 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:13 
The best way to lie is to tell the truth . . . carefully edited truth.
Kushan 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:13 
Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Feminist: The glass is being raped.
flow 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:10 
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
flow 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:09 
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. :csgoglobe:
flow 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:08 
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. :jarate:
flow 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:05 
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
flow 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:00 
Adolf Hitler killed over 10 Million people and only died once.
-Best Player in the world
Kushan 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:00 
Heated:༼ ºل͜º ༽ºل͜º ༽ºل͜º ༽ ＥＶＥＲＹＯＮＥ，ＧＥＴ ＩＮ ＨＥＲＥ ༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º ༽

Me: ༼ ºل͜º ༽YOU, GET IN HERE༼ ºل͜º ༽
OverheatedPlanet 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 4:59 
Agreed.
Kushan 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 4:57 
IQ of people sometimes is under 21.
-John Cena 2016