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The Night Lincoln & Cumeron ♥♥♥♥♥♥

It was a cold and stormy night when Lincoln and Cumeron snuggled up near the fire.They were watching Bukkake Butt Bangers 6969,it was Cumeron’s favorite.Of course Lincoln knew this,that’s why he rented it.Cumeron said “Thanks Lincoln for renting this movie,I love it!”Lincoln replied “Roof!Roof,I’m going to destroy your anus!”Cumeron rushed into the bathroom to ♥♥♥♥ himself,the reason being is that he needed lube.Lincoln rushed in after him,he shoved his huge donkey ♥♥♥♥ into Cameron’s thight little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.Lincoln’s mother was a donkey ♥♥♥♥♥ name Gweopa and his father was a chihuahua.That’s when Will rode his bike to Cumeron’s house and proceeded to shove his small ♥♥♥♥♥ into Cumeron’s mouth.Cumeron was impressed by how small Will’s ♥♥♥♥♥ was,at least 1-2 centimeters.Will screamed out “I’m about to blow!” he then shot a stream of brownish-red ♥♥♥♥ out of his arsehole.He pulled his miniscule ♥♥♥♥♥ out of Cumeron’s mouth and began to lick it up.Lincoln saw Will’s bare ass sticking up and had to take the opportunity.It was Lincoln’s favorite postion,Lincoln screamed out “HANDS DOWN ASS UP THAT”S THE WAY I LIKE TO ♥♥♥♥!”He then proceeded to take Will’s ass virginity.Will moaned in pain & pleasure,both hating and enjoying the ass rape.Cumeron still licking up the ass juices was greeted by an old friend, Hagrid barreled through the door.He picked Cumeron up with ease and then proceeded to skull ♥♥♥♥ him.Cumeron’s head got squeezed so hard he went full ♥♥♥♥♥♥.Cumeron began to scream out “Hagrid please be carefu-I LUVE RAYSUNS!”Hagrid,realizing what he’d done,fled town and blamed the incident on Will.Will got 20-Life in The Bukkake Maximum Security Prison,he knew he’d be getting ass raped at least 12 times a day.Will said in a interview “Well I think the ass rapings will be the best thing to pass the time in prison.”Cumeron got sent to a low security juvenile hall.Cumeron was the leader of a group of highly retarded kids,such as himself.It was for special needs kids such as kids like Cumeron,Nick,and stupid mexicans like Mica.They made a planned to escape from the hall.”The kids were going to begin the plan.They started by convincing Cumeron to suck off a guard while the kids stole his keys.Cumeron snucked up behind the guard naked,pulled down his pants,& began sucking his ass.Cumeron then said with joy”TATES LUKE CHURRY.”The guard then said “I love the retarded ones!”The guard then blew his thick,creamy,yellowish load all over Cumeron.The kids had forgotten to steal his keys so Cumeron then had to repeat sucking off the guard.After they stole the keys they then had to get ahold of some guard’s clothes.Again it was Cumeron’s job to district the child on laundry duty.It was none other then retarded Harry Potter and Sloth.Cumeron was then rotisseried,which is one you are double penetared by two men spinning you around on their ♥♥♥♥♥.Cumeron finished his job when he realized that he could’ve just have taken the clothes.The final part of their plan began,they just had to walk out.Cumeron and the boys started to walk out when they got out of the gate leading to the juvenile hall they had a though time adjusting to life on the outside.Cumeron now lived in a alley with a sign saying “Will suck ♥♥♥♥ for a food and a home.”He was awokend in the middle of the night by Hagrid.Cumeron looked up in horror as Hagrid picked up Cumeron and shoved him into a sack.Cumeron awoke in a small room shackled up to the wall.Just as he was looking around Will & Hagrid walked into the room.Will said “Hello ♥♥♥♥♥,put this on.” Cumeron did as he said,he put on the Obey hat and Sweg shirt.Hagrid then used the intercom “Number 7 is ready for his client.” Cumeron awaited in fear as Spooderman walked into the room,Hagrid and will crept out.Spooderman then said “0n 4ll fours s1ut.” Cumeron didn’t listen,that’s when Spooderman forced him down and webbed his hands and feet.Spooderman ♥♥♥♥♥♥ his ass,and as his was about to blow his load he let out a familiar sound.”ROOF!” Cumeron instantly recognizes the noise.It was Lincoln,Cumeron then yelped “TUKE M3 WUTH JEW,PLS.” Lincoln shook his head and pranced off.As the door closed,and the lights shut off Cumeron knew he was never leaving.From the crack of the door he saw Lincoln getting tied up,he was now in the same situation Cumeron was in.Cumeron stayed shackled there for 87 years,he saw familer faces such as;Dobby,Hagrid,Will,retarded Harry Potter,Sloth,The Real Slim Shady,and his father.His father was the last person to ass rape him.Max then awoke with a pen sticking out of his ass and ♥♥♥ all over his face.He realized he had came so hard he passed out,Max exclaimed “That was amazing,can’t wait to do it again tonight!”

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