lol i just pissed on my cat..lmao join the drunk club

My Drunk thoughts:

whta if isntead of evoking eartgh, air, fire, and water we intead invoked all the elenents of the periodic table icividually? NERD WICCA

Hail sprirts of argon! of the noblest of gasa! join us in our circle and witnes our rights! lend us tou lack of ♥♥♥♥ and inability to affect reactions in most circumstances *rings bell 18 time for atomic number

does penut butter have penut buttwer

if 2 lfet anded people argue whos right

giggedy geiggedy giggedy gooo

can we become cat masseuses so we can be paid to pet cats all day