Poop.

These are the only rules I could find. Apply where you see fit.








1, do not talk about /b/
2, do NOT talk about /b/
3, we are anonymous
4, anonymous is legion
5, anonymous never forgives
6, anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
7, anonymous is still able to deliver
8, there are no real rules about posting
9, there are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban
10, if you enjoy any rival sites - DONT
11, all your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored
12, anything yous ay can and will be used against you
13, anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed
14, do not argue with trolls - it means that they win
15, the harder you try, the harder you will fail
16, if you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
17, every win fails eventually
18, everything that can be labeled can be hated
19, the more you hate it, the stronger it gets
20, nothing is to be taken seriously
21, original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
22, copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
23, copy pasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
24, every repost is always a repost of a repost
25, relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
26, any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated
27, always question a persons gender - just in case its really a man
29, in the internet all girls are men, and all kids are undercover fbi agents
30, TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours
31, you must have pictures to prove your statement
32, lurk more - its never enough
33.
34, there is porn of it, no exceptions
34-1, if porn of something cannot be found /b/ will make it.
35, the exception to rule 34 is the citation of rule 34.
36, anonymous does not forgive
37, there are NO girls on the internet
38, a cat is fine too
39, one cat leads to another
40, another cat leads to zippo cat
41, no matter what it is, it is someones fetish. No exception
42, it is delicious cake. you must eat it
43, it is a delicious trap. you must hit it
44, /b/ sucks today
45, ♥♥♥♥ goes in here
46, they will not bring back snacks
47, you will never have sex
48, /????
49, profit
50, it needs more desu. no exception
51, there will always be even more ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥ then what you just saw
52, you can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
53, no real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
54, CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Internet Super HerOA: 55, EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTRIL, YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
56, desu isn't funny. seriously guys. its worse than chuck norris jokes
56.5, ♥♥♥♥ gaston
57, nothing is sacred
58, the more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
59 even one posotive comment about a japanese things can make you a weeaboo
60, when one sees a lion. one must get into the car
61, there is always furry porn of it
62, the pool is always closed
63, there's always a female version of a male character. no exceptions
64, its been cracked and pirated. no exceptions
65, it needs more pumpkin. no exceptions

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