Join us, have fun, enjoy yourselves, and pyrofish!

I, the admin, am one of the pets of this fine group. We observe, train, and encourage Pyrofishes, who are superior pyros skilled in underwater warfare, making them all the more versatile (In other words, a better breed of troll =D.)
Invite your friends if you feel up to it!

Legend Of The First Pyrofish
The pyrofish, is indeed an ass-baby of the greek gods; Hephaestus, god of fire and the forge, and Poseidon, god of the oceans and horses (dont ask), created a failed abortion. In sudden horror, they together fought over killing the creature, tossing it into the air at one another, for they knew Zeus would over-react, yell "What The ♥♥♥♥, Guys," and strike them down where they stood. The two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dunked it head-to-toe into lava, but little did they know its inherited traits protected it from certain death. It survived in that tub of lava Hephaestus called a forge (and Poseidon called a bath) for many long centuries feeding off of the molten metal. One day, a US world war 2 plane crashed after being shot down and caused the tub to break, and Pyrofish awoke from his slumber. His first sight was a soldier who yelled "Maggot" and he realized he was pushed off Mount Olympus. He landed in a body of water, his molten skin turned to a rubbery material, and he found a taste for burning meat that night. He heard a voice from his long dead fathers "Born In Lava, Swims In Water, ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ Up On Land." He knew what must be done, he grabbed some weapons of his dead victims, ran to satisfy his hunger, calling his teammates "friends." He got shaky smiles in response, for they found his curiosity of fire and water strange and frightening. We have been observing him since that truly awkward day.

Now say that out loud without laughing.