What did you think would be here?

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

When the electricity went off during a storm at a school the students were de-lighted.

Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.

To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.

Old skiers never die -- they just go down hill.