The pumpkin spice extends tights. The pumpkin spice expands waistlines. The pumpkin spice is vital to Pinterest posting. The Pumpkin Spicing Guild and its pudgy 20 year olds, who the pumpkin spice has mutated over twelve years, use the orange artificial flavoring which gives them the ability to fold in even more empty calories. That is, fatten up every part of the body without eating.