I am a pootis scroll preist

What you need to join my group, join my group the collage of pootis, a sandvich, you need to eat a sandvich, a degree in pootis scrolls or sandviches. we study the pootis scrolls but you sacrifice your ability to see or even death on rare occasions. but you get a glimps of the fabric of this universe, see a tool we use every day, a thing that can be used for evil or good, it is in your lunch box, A SANDVICH. it was forged bythe gods them self planning to whipe man kind off this planet but a preist that goes by the name of Spencer Pootis used a pootis scroll to banish merasmus to the under world and blessed the world with sandviches and thus a age of war began over gravel pits.