We're Planning Something Big

Three reasons to join Azerbaijan Technology

The last one is crucial

1. Orientation

First day orientation happens in a cave, you're given a copper rod, a blindfold and 45 seconds to find the nearest shrimp farm.

2. Rapid Career Growth

You start as an intern and by week two you're the head of Quantum Engine Stabilisation. No one knows what that means, But it comes with a free Azerbaijan Technology™ T-shirt

3. Exceptional Teams

Your co-worker is a 14-year old named Timur, he doesn't speak. He just builds engines out of microwaves and Nokia phones and stares at you when you doubt him.

This isn't a job. It's Azerbaijan Technology. Join us at this Steam group and at http://psteamproxy.yuanyoumao.com

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It's hard being a Medieval streamer

2 月 9 日 - Bandy | 0 条留言

You're not clip farming, You're actually farming.

The comments are all asking for you to do a cabbage spread even though it's highly inapproriate and violates guild guidelines.

You're thanking people for thier coe donations saying "Bless thee to Sir_Peasant42" while in the background your village is being pillaged by the Mongolian invaders.

Someone spams "L" in the chat as the Church catches fire and another asks if the raid is scripted. Chat calls it mid content even though your farm just burned down. You are now forced to use a Mongolian airfryer to survive the coming winter.

But knowing all of this requires Elite Ball Knowledge.

1 月 12 日 - Bandy | 0 条留言

Impossible.

After the US snapped up Maduro and paraded him across Manhattan wearking a Nike Tech and the Yankee with no brim, The EU is losing thier paitence with Trump and is seriously considering issuing a statement.

Something like: "We, the EU in ourstrongest of words condemn this incident."

and if that isn't enough they might even start monitoring the situation more closely.

This time around will be different because Ursual von der Leyen is personally making sure the EU stands firm in the face of world leaders actually doing stuff they said they would.

They're planning something big, But the truth is that Europe can exclusively communicate using perfectly balanced paragraphs that offend nobody and do nothing.

Indecision, incompetence and inaction in the guise of "European Values and Culture." whatever that even means. It probably requires Elite Ball Knowledge to understand.

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