To All of Our Valued Customers,

Here at Dwight's Pizza Delivery, we value your order! However, due to recent staff incompetence and irriatable customers, we are extremely understaffed and are looking for new rookies!

If you are after a job and don't care about your long-term well being, please apply within.

Thank you for your patronage,
The Dwights

P.S.
Dwight's Pizza Delivery does not take responiblity for any on-the-job injury, or even death.

Choose from one of our many hand crafted pizzas, and we'll deliver straight to you!*

Pizzas
None with left beef
Cheese and Tomato
Pineapple and Ham
Cheeseburger Pizza
Boneless Pizza
Veggie Lovers
Deep Dish Sausage Pizza

Sides and Desserts
Trapper's Catch of the Day
Wraith's Ghost Pepper Chili
Hillbilly Chicken Wings
Nurse's Scream Spaghetti Special
The Huntress' Carrot Cake
Myers Pumpkin Pie
The Hag's Blackwater Gumbo
Cannibal's "Mystery" Meat Stew
Doctor's Order Lunch
Freddy's Frightful Fetta
Piggy Pulled Pork
Clown's Circus Peanuts
Spirit's Bento Box
Legion's Snack Pack {Includes: Jerky, Chips, Fruit Gummies, & Butterscotch Candies}
Plague's Curried Chickpeas

Beverages
Dwight's Cucumber Sodie Pop
Meg's Great Gatorade
Claudette's Herbal Tea
Jake's Spring Water
Nea's Nice Martini
Bill's Basic Beer
David's "Bloody King"
Laurie's Plain Lemonade
Ace Whiskey
Feng's Mt Dew
Quentin's Energy Shot
Detective Tapp's Espresso
Kate's Strawberry Milkshake
Adam's Expresso Milk Punch
Jeff's Gut Punch
Jane's Dutchman's Daiquiri
Ash's Shemp's Beer

*We do not offer any custom order pizzas. Side dishes are extra charge. Dwight's Pizzeria does not take responsiblity for any human remains or other unsavory parts found in our specials.