University of קּimpage

In life what is expensive seems valuable, and what's available for free seems worthless. You've heard that no one buys the cow when the milk is free, but what they didn't tell you is that after a while, no one even wants that free milk. To be valued, the key is not to give, but to receive -- the more, the better. You don't want to "earn" your price, you want to "cost" it. This is the psychology behind the whole game: anything worth having, you must pay for up front.


"Man you really macked the ♥♥♥♥ out of that ♥♥♥♥♥, she gave you some mad cash! Where did you get your degree?"
"I got my degree in pimpology at the University of קּimpage."

If a pimp is going to take a chance, a ♥♥♥♥♥ must give him money in advance.
-- Father Divine


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