The name says it all

So excited to meet other middle aged farmers!

As a civil war veteran, I would like to use the opportunity to talk about my experiences. I was on duty in Fort Sumter, South Carolina. This is the first "battle" of the civil war. It started when confederate troops shot their rifles a few times at our fort. I immediately sharted my pants. Because we were pinned down, I could not get my pants off, which resulted in a brutal infection inside my anus. After the battle ended, I received the Purple Heart for my great sacrifice in battle.

i once ate a cactus, and then the pope called a crusade against my family. That is wehen it all went downhill. The English invaded Ireland, the Germany nuked themselves and the temple in jerusalem was destroyed by the babylonians. Please help the ice froze my coke.

hey guys thanks for the invite to this group im really exited to talk and exchange personal info with all of you. ps my dad once had the flu :)