We are a non profit church who gives back to their members. The Followers of Pasatan is completely public and free, so you can join at anytime and you dont have to pray to Pasatan. The only people we do not accept into our religion is infiltrators from our enemy, The Church Of Cheesus Crust. The Church is run by a madman named Cheesus, who believes that he is a prophet and will rapture the Earth. As a loving religion for all we believe that the rules of Cheesus are unfair, and we believe that it goes against our standards.

The question is, if you like the sound of a loving religion who gives gifts back to their followers, then the Followers Of Pasatan is for you.