Pann Co. Store

I have a dream, that one day, pans will be looked up upon, in high regard. Have you ever dreamt of being able to buy high tier unusuals, or being able to brag to your friends about an expensive item, but all you can afford are pans? Well dream no longer brothers, I'm here with the answers to your prayers, we turn pans into the new earbuds. No longer will pans be shunned by the trading community, no longer will your inventory be worth only $1. If you stand by me brothers, we will rise. But I need your help brothers, we need to get every pan owner on board. We need to sell all pans for 2 keys, nothing less. If you dont have any pans, go out and buy all the cheap ones, and list them on backpack.tf for 2 keys. We will have our way, and we will rise to success. Remember brothers, we stand stronger together then we do apart. This is only achievable with cooperation brothers, are you with me? If you are, list any and all pans you have for 2 keys, add any and all pan traders and Send them this message.
Hello sir, I am a representative of The Pann Co. Store. As a pan seller yourself, we need your support. We need you to pull your trade off backpack.tf, and sell pans for only 2 keys and up. We are trying to get every pan seller to increase the pans price artificially. We need every seller to help, otherwise we will never reach our goal. Join in the fight, and sell all pans for 2 keys. Thanks and have a good day.
Brothers, we will achieve our goal,
Not for Pann Co.,
Not for me,
Not even for you,
But for all of us.
Stand strong brothers.