No one ever suspected Thomas the tank engine!

It has sadly come to the attention of the management of MYTH and Pain Train that our french import (fro) which we paid $5 for has in fact been missing for 1 hour with his beloved cereal, Frosties! Instead of being on CS training for 23.5 hours a day like he is meant to. Fro has been logged off steam for 1 hour! This is a breach of his contract and we strongly urge fro to come back home and chain himself to his computer desk like it states in the contract!!!