Word up kids, this is poop dawg! Prizes, Prizes, Prizizes!

WARNING:
[USE POKEMON THEMESONG MELODY TO SING TO]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xKWiCMKKJg


yep. yep. yep. Skronky, that's my name.
i am happy. i am cool. and most of all
i like to stick pinecones in peoples holes. any hole! you name it. soft, small, large, wet, hairy, dense, pickled, and blown out.
i love a nice fresh hole. one that's been untouched by mankind's greedy hole plonkers.

in the year 1965 the U.S econonomy tanked resulting in mass hysteria and overwhelming poverty. 1/3 of the popuation starved to death.


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