Lesson 1 in pug mentality: Run through every smoke
Lesson 2: Never save
Lesson 3: Bait your teammates when running into a bombsite
Lesson 4: You can never go wrong with a scout
Lesson 5: Always hunt when the enemy team is saving
Lesson 6: Think of pugs like a deathmatch server
Lesson 7: ♥♥♥♥ your teammates
Lesson 8: Never play for the team, always play for the stats
Lesson 9: ♥♥♥♥ matchmaking
Lesson 10: Anybody who's doing better than you is having the game of their life
Lesson 11: Always talk ♥♥♥♥ and act like you're a god, this will intimidate the enemy
Lesson 12: Always buy the AK after you win the pistol round
Lesson 13: Rush B no stop
Lesson 14: AWPs are for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Lesson 15: If you're playing Dust2 always rush cat
Lesson 16: If you're playing cobblestone, always rush drop
Lesson 17: Never communicate, your teammates will steal your kills if they know where the enemy is
Lesson 18: If you die, blame it on your teammates
Lesson 19: Watch demos of pug gods such as Stewie2k
Lesson 20: Always 5 queue so you don't get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass teammates
Lesson 21: You're better than everyone else
Lesson 22: Never save
Lesson 23: Record every clutch and post it on YouTube
Lesson 24: If someone proceeds to call you ♥♥♥♥, teamflash them for the rest of the pug
Lesson 25: Better skins makes you a better player
Lesson 26: It's all about the rws
Lesson 27: If you have over 16 rws in a month, stop playing
Lesson 28: Peek everything
Lesson 29: Play like you don't have a brain
Lesson 30: You don't know the meaning of "fall back"
Lesson 31: Deathmatch for 6 hours a day so you can rape all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥