Item #: SCP-T9001 (Shut up, that's an item number.)

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Object is to be supplied with My Little Pony-related material at all times. In the event that all MLP-related material should cease to exist, all personnel are to be evacuated to the nearest fallout shelter.

Under no circumstances should SCP-T9001 be allowed access to any personnel's Steam accounts. In the event that SCP-T9001 achieves direct access to any Steam account other than its own, the affected Steam account is to be sterilized and put in quarantine for at least three (3) days.

Description: SCP-T9001 was located in ██████ by Hazmat team PNY-01 after a mysterious object was reported by locals to have fallen from the sky. It was immediately relocated to a hazardous materials containment cell in a secret hidden base under Mesilla Plaza in Roswell, New Mexico (so secret).

SCP-T9001 appears to be a brony (whatever the heck that is). Little is known about SCP-T9001 and where it originated from except for its favorite color, exact location, social security number, and ice cream preference (rainbow sherbert).

SCP-T9001 is probably from Mars. That's our best guess, anyway.