Most Flumpest Flumps

Nathan, now I know I was wrong
I messed up and now you're gone
Nathan, I'm sorry I neglected you
Oh, I never expected you to run away
And leave me feeling this empty
Your meow right now would sound like music to me
Please come home 'cause I miss you, Nathan

Nathan, come home
Nathan, come home
Nathan, come home

Nathan, can't you see that I was blind?
I'll do anything to change your mind
More than a pet, you're my best friend
Too cool to forget, come back 'cause we are family
And forgive me for making you wanna roam
And now, my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
Somewhere I hope you're reading my latest three-word poem
"Nathan, come home"

Bellend, come home
Nathan, come home
Nathan, come home
Hacker, come home
Nathan, come home
Nathan, come home
Noob, come home
Nathan, come home
Nathanos, come home
Nathan, come home
Nathan, come home
Nathan, won't you please come home?