: Here's my story: Gabe Newell was hungry, he ran to watch into the kitchen, kitchen was empty. On the table, was computer including HL2 EP3 Full Game. Gabe Newell eated it and said : ''Delicous!''. That's why the HL2 EP3 did'nt came out. Terrorist blew heads off!!!

4 Ways that happened why HL2 EP3 did'nt came out:
1) Gabe Newell was hungry, kitchen was empty, he eated the HL2 EP3 computer.
2) Terrorsit blew all VALVe's employee's heads off.
3) Ninja stole HL2 EP3 computer.
4) VALVE's office exploded and they builded a new one.
(cool story bro?)

By - The Wanted KiLLERs (i got (get) community knife!!!)

GABE NEWELL: I BAN U THE END