Dat Orn Magazine Subscriptions now 50% off!

Due to widespread circulation of online ornography, and failure of Dat Orn!'s wet-ops branch to kill the Internet, we at Dat Orn! have filed for bankruptcy. It's been a good run for us, and has been quite the learning experience. How about a little history of Dat Orn! in celebration of years of success, and as a reminder of what you all have done?

In 1519 a cult of runaway Benedictines printed and distributed copies of "Et Factus Est Sermo Orn" all across Germany. Though the most copies would be destroyed by 1535 and all of the original members had been executed by the Catholic Church, this would widely be considered the first edition of Dat Orn! Magazine.

Thankfully a few of the manuscripts did survive and, with a bit of luck, found their way to the Grand Lodge of Scotland. And there they would stay in private collection until 1789 when they were donated to the College of Philadelphia. It was some time after this that regular publication would begin under the name "T



Sorry that apprears to be all the time I have. Corporate says we have to take the pills now. They also say to let you backstabbers know that while the magazine will be discontinued by Dat Orn! Incoporated, the Church of Christianity: Reloaded has shown interest in continuing the publication. Kinda like how Jehovah Witnesses have The Watchtower, I guess. I've been assured they'll have their own staff so I do, in fact, have to take these pills now. Thanks for the years of support, you know, up until the whole World Wide Web thing.