Oompa Loompas Unite!

You there! Yes, you, in the chair! Do you like playing Valve games? Are you also of decreased stature? Do you have billowy green hair, orange hued skin, and are in posession of many pairs of striped overhauls? Do you work at an incredibly dangerous chocolate factory cleaning up after messes? Do you enjoy handing out warnings and advice to the visitors in a very charming song and dance fashion?

If you answered yes to all those questions, then we welcome you to join The Oompa Loompa Nation!

While we are an organization that ensures the safety and well being of all Wonka employed Oompa Loompas (please ask about our health, dental, and 401(k) plans), we are also an organization dedicated to providing for all of our fellow Oompa Loompas' recreational needs during break time and off duty hours.

Our Oompa Loompa researchers have found that the game called "Team Fortress 2" is the ideal reliever of work related stress caused by pushy bosses, nagging visitors, and occasional soda related decapitation incidents.

To that end we have created the venerable Oompa Loompa Nation, so that Oompa Loompas everywhere can enjoy TF2 in the company of their comrades.

We only have a few requirements here at the OLN:

1. Make as many immature jokes as you like while playing.

2. Engage in stupid and inane tactics along with fellow OLN members, including but not limited to the following:
a. Switch to the same class as your brethren when you encounter them, and melee rush the opposition regardless of how unwise a tactic it may seem at the time.
b. Join with your Oompa Loompa brethren in recreating authentic Oompa Loompa dancing during round setup times. Those of you with OLN approved microphones may recite the Oompa Loompa theme song during this time for all to enjoy.

That is all for now. Please note that the OLN charter is a living document, so please feel free to make any suggestions you feel would enrich the Oompa Loompa gaming experience. Thank you and welcome aboard!