Here we worship the Ogrelord

Welcome to the Onion Cathedral, here we give praise to our massiah Ogrelord Shrek.
Requirements:
1) Believe that Shrek is our Ogrelord.
2) Believe that Shrek will come for us one day.
3) No age requirements, From Squeeker to Pro we are all equel.

Rules:
1) No mention of Drek or Farquad in this Cathedral.
2) Include everyone.

How to pray:
an example:
" Dear Shrek,
Thank you for the life you have given me. Thank you for the friends who
stand by me and may they be driven toward you more if not already.
Please help all the lost souls on earth to be converted or be found by
you. Please keep away all the Evil Drek's and Farquads from me.
Please be by my side, Thank you my Ogrelord.
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life..."

All ways start with "Dear Shrek" and end with "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life".
Pray to him as much as you can, never deny him in front of your friends or anyone. Be proud that you follow Shrek and make it known.

May Shrek be with you,
Its not ogre, its never ogre
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life...