WE HATE WEED

WE ARE GOING TO START A REVOLUTION AGAINST ALL LOCAL SOLVENT DEALERS (GLUE), THEY ARE EVIL VIRUS FROM SATAN THAT DESERVES TO BE SHOT ON SIGHT WITH EXTREME PREDUJICE. SET YOUR ALARMS AND MARK YOUR CALENDERS, THIS DAY WILL GO DOWN IN KENYAN HISTORY AS THE DAY ALL GLUE DEALERS WERE SHOT IN THE STREET BY THE LOCAL FREEDOM FIGHTERS!!!!!!! (GOD HAVE MERCY ON THEIR SOULS). WE WILL OVERRULE THE GOVERNMENT AND REPLACE IT WITH THE DEMOCRATIC INDEPENDANT COMMUNIST KENYAN PEOPLES PARTY. WE WILL UPLOAD THE FOOTAGE OF THE GLUE SNIFFERS GETTING BEHEADED TO SINA WEIBO FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE, WE WILL MAKE SURE TO INSTALL A BANANA REPUBLIC BASED AROUND McDONALDS TO AFFORD THE COST OF INFRASTRUCTURE AND I WILL MAKE THE GLORIOUS LAND TAKE A GREAT LEAP FORWARD (LIKE MAOIST CHINA). WE WILL MAKE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND PALESTINE ♥♥♥♥ ITSELF WITH OUR RAPID ECONOMIC AND TECHNOLOGICAL GROWTH, IT WILL BE MY MAGNUM OPUS, MY MASTERPIECE AND THE GLOBAL STAGE WILL TREMBLE WHEN MY RULE SHALL BEFALL THEM. THEY WILL ALL SUBMIT TO MY GENEROUS SUPPRESSION AND THEY WILL ALL LOVE ME. THEY ARE THE WORMS, I AM THE PESTICIDE. THEY ARE THE DISEASE I AM THE CURE, THEY ARE THE TERRORISTS I AM THE TRUE GLOBAL LEADER. AS YOU MAY WELL KNOW, I SERVED 2 MONTHS IN THE KENYA NAVY ON THE SHIP P3124 KNS, I THINK YOU KNOW THAT MEANS I AM SERIOUS ABOUT ALL OF THIS AND IF TO QUOTE MYSELF: "I shall go on to the end. I shall fight in URUGUAY, I shall fight on the seas and oceans, I shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, I shall defend MY MUD HUT, whatever the cost may be. I shall fight on the beaches, I shall fight on the landing grounds, I shall fight in the fields and in the streets, I shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender". NOW YOU KNOW HOW SANE I REALLY AM, I CAN'T BE REASONED WITH, CAN'T BE BARGINED WITH AND I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP UNTIL KENYA IS THE ONE TRUE ECONOMIC, TECHNOLOGICAL AND MILITARY SUPERPOWER. THIS CAN EASILY BE ACHIEVED IN ONE TERM OF OFFICE DUE TO MY DIVINE FORESIGHT, I ONLY NEED ONE TERM, YET MY FOLLOWERS WILL CONTINUE TO VOTE ME IN AS THEY ALL KNOW THAT IT IS KY RULE ALONE THAT HOLDS THE SPIRIT OF THE PEOPLE UP HIGH, I AM THE LIFELINE TO THE WORLD, AND IF I AM NOT THRUST INTO POWER, THE PLANET WILL SURELY CRUMBLE TO ASH.