We care for the future of Britain.

Hello, we are the Conservative Party of Britain. Our leader, David Cameron is currently the Prime-Minister of England and is leading our country to success! He is the greatest man alive and should be treated with respect.

You must respect all illegal immigrants, as they come to our great country for free housing and benefits every week! They are clearly helping the economy and not causing terrorist attacks on various locations around the country! If you wish to contact the Chairman of the Conservative Party, here are his details!

Email: geoffrey.cliftonbrown1@gmail.com

ALL MESSAGES TO THE PRIMEMINSTER WILL BE FORWADED TO HIS EMAIL FROM GEOFFREY'S

The Team:

David Cameron (The Greatest Man Alive)
Geoffrey Clifton-Brown (Sexy Ape)
Sarah Newton (Good Sex last Friday Night)
Wendy Morton (David actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥ this ugly ♥♥♥♥♥)
Rebecca Harris (Hmmm, fiesty one she is)
Alan Lewis (Had a drink down the pub last night)
Alok Sharma (EHHHH, he's alright I guess)
Richard Harrington (What a lad!)
Bob Neil (Love his scaletrix collection!)





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