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Yeah so welcome to the PRESTINE club to be in, basically we eat caviar n ♥♥♥♥. please make urself at home and remember to not stain the egyptian carpets with ur yeezus boots. The schedule for the group activities will be posted below, yes we will alienate from time to time and you will be notified when and how.


Monday: BRING YOUR LAMBORGHINI TO WORK DAY

please, if you have a ferrari that is ok too but just know most of us own lambos. to not be the odd one out, we suggest you either buy a lambo or bring a book case full of KNOWLEDGE if you own a ferrari but its ok if you do just know that you will be the butt end of jokes and snarky remarks thanks.

Tuesday: MEN ONLY NUDE SHOWER DAY

um today only men are allowed in the hotsprings to please have a dong or u do not belong. Also, while the men are having a blast, women are expected to clean the building and supply nourishment to the men. Also please remember that there is a length requirement, 5 inches or ur considered a woman ok bud?

Wednesday:FULL HOUSE/HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER MARATHON

Wednesdays are personally my favorite days of the weeks (sorry tuesdays) but I love watching full house lmao bob saggets so funny hes always looking out for his daughters, I wish my father was still around :(

Thursday: MIME AND GTA5 DAY

My favorite day of the week honestly, everyone is required to bring their ps3s and have one GIANT LAN party at the HOLLYWOODHILLS HQ. Please be prepared to be exposed to black prebubescent children since those are the only people who play gta5 on ps3 because their moms on welfare and they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ruin my life STOP DESTROYING MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CAR IM AFK FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES AND ITS DEAD DO U LIKE PAYING MY 20K INSURANCE U ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ KID NO U DONT AND UR POOR BUT ITS OK CUZ U CAN AFFORD A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RPG $200 AND IT DOESNT MATTER ♥♥♥♥ OFF MAN UR MOM BUYS NICE PRODUCTS FROM WALGREENS BECAUSE SHES POOR U ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IDIOT.

Friday: NEOPETS N CHILL

today we play neopets please remember to feed your neopets everyday but today is just a day where we play all day so please bring ur tomodachi life cartridge for nintendo 3ds and bring ur lollipops kiddos.

Saturday: ONLINE FLASH GAMES MARATHON

We play flash games like boxhead and stuff online (remember interactive buddy?) yeah on like pog.com or y8.com or addictinggames.com or nick.com or disney.com thanks

Sunday: Reich Rankings
yeah we just have rankings today then everyone goes home, basically we just go over our rankings yeah thanks bring the jews please.