You're all alone

It's a big scary world out there, from zombies to terrorists and the occasional nazi invasion and the cold fact of the matter is that you are alone in the darkness against which you stand.

We're not here to arrange weekly games, we're not here for league tables or to keep track of who did what, we're just here to play, so suit up and join in dammit.



So we need a few rules, just to keep the gang running around like headless chickens, so here are the anti-rules.

IF a site is made, you do not need to be a member.
IF you are amember you do not need to be active.
IF you are active you do not need to recruit.
IF you recruit you will be peanlised one karma point and you will stub your toe next tuesday.
You will not expect spiderman to swing in at the last second.
We do not run a server or keep stats.
We will not guilt you into buying our tshirt.
You will be polite, even to n00bs.
Polite to n00bs is a relative term.
Try not to get pissy if you lose a game.
Try to raise a drink in tribute to the team.
Pizza shall be consumed weekly (change pizza for food of choice).
Do not hit on female gamers, they can kick your arse dude, seriously.
No LolCat,Hax0r,Fail or whatever, go back to your imgboard.
Have fun or get out.



Okay, so games we play include but are not limited to L4D/2, CS:S, DOD:S, Minecraft and we're branching out into TF2 we run a Teamspeak server when ever I can be bothered and we play when ever there is more than one of us around.
We focus on support more than just kill counts and we know that sometimes the best way to win a game is to let your blinded buddy know that there is someone in front of him.
Otherwise just let rip with a short sharp burst of gunfire.

Now, I don't want people thinking that NoDA isn't a group worth joining, or even a group worth inviting their friends to, the fact is that at the head of it's membership there are three people who I trust to back me up in any given situation and if you join us then they'll be there for you to, because that's what NoDA is, people covering their friends.
Also, I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bribe you to join, when we get 10 users there will be a... EXPLITITIVE DELETED.