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Raunchy Ravenous Reviews at a Reasonable Rate

This being a group featuring NSFW content, please only join if you are 18 or older.

Most reviews for NSFW games aren't helpful: it's just "are you winning, son?" memes or "i saw booba" comments. Reviews that carry a "Product Received For Free" label can be questionable as it comes from people who didn't spend money and likely received the product from the developer themselves.

Many NSFW games on Steam use stolen content, copy-pasted game code, or are unimaginative recreations of games you can easily find for free online. On Steam, it feels as if NSFW games rely on predatory marketing and very few seem to want to actually cultivate a real vision with lewd content.

Welcome to a safe haven for all things within the fragile realm of NSFW content on Steam. I'm Nishmo, let me be your guide.

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So how can you even know if a NSFW game is worth not only your money, but also your time?

I review NSFW games with a common eye, playing it as anyone else would, then writing down my thoughts on the game in the form of a review. Whether I recommend or don't recommend a game is based on two factors:
1. Is the game worth your money?
2. Is the game worth your time?

Let's be real: It's easy to find mature content online for free. It's also easy to find generic games like match-3 and Tetris online. If you can't convince me that your game is worth spending money on compared to just being able to go online and find the game or content for free, it's not going to be something I think is worth it.

You can refund your money if the game is under 2 hours. You can't refund your time.

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Disclaimer: I am not a professional reviewer, nor do I know enough about game design to be some authority on what makes a game good. I'm just a guy who wants to get his thoughts out on certain games.

Reviews are not done at regular intervals. I don't want to become jaded or feel like this is anything more than a hobby for me, so I'm not going to risk burnout unnecessarily. You won't find a patreon or anything like that, I'm just a standard pervert who wants to play mature games.

The rules are simple:
- Don't be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
- No links to outside websites
- Don't break Steam Terms of Service, they'll cry
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[KOR] Hong-Gil-Dong🔞 2024 年 1 月 27 日 上午 8:49 
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Nishmo 2022 年 7 月 28 日 上午 1:14 
Nutaku is trash and I probably won't ever review a game from them on the off-chance that I even play one. It's hard for me to objectively review predatory pay-wall games without it coming off as an attack on the game which I think I can get in trouble for.

Games made using DAZ 3D are rarely going to get recommended by me, honestly. While I know it's an accessible 3D modeling software, it's also horrendously ugly to me and I can't imagine getting turned on by their weird horrific models. If you can do something unique with it in a way that hides the awful facial aspects, maybe it'd be alright, but most of the time they just look like weird glossy uncanny valley weirdos.
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