Nigel is Illuminati

Illuminati? That's what one would think, correct? Well not, this group was created on behalf of the grand high wizard. You may ask, what is a grand high wizard? No one knows, not many people have witnessed ‘him'. You say ‘him'? Could it be a ‘him' or could it be an ‘it' you tell me. The group consist of a spastic called Nigel; Nigel is the grand high wizard. Some say, we can't be too sure. As I have said no one has witnessed ‘it' so we have come up with an acceptable theory.



This group is known as the Illuminati for its power and its politics. Not many people know of what the Illuminati for. If I was to tell you that would blow the whole operation. We don't want that now do we? The power of the Illuminati is ever so strong what we do is down to us and up to you to find out.

-Illuminati

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