Praise the lord Gaben

Gaben is Love.
Gaben is Life.

The Lards Prayer:

Our Gaben, who art in Bellevue
Rotund be thy shape
Thy Half-Life (never) come
Thy will be done on Earth
as it is in VALVe
Give us this day our daily vidya
And forgive us our pirating
as we forgive those who pirate alongside us
May VAC lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from hacking
For thine kingdom is the VALVe
the Steam, and the vidya
Forever and ever
Gaben.


The Lards Prayer 2:

Our Gaben, who art at Valve,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy ideas come,
thy games be done,
on PS3 as it is on PC's.
Give us this day our daily deal,
and forgive us our infractions,
as we forgive those who troll against us.
And lead us not into flaming,
but deliver us from Moderators.
For thine is the Valve,
and the keyboard,
and the mouse,
for ever and ever
Gaben.